Crispin Glover Doesn’t Like You
But he likes me, because I sent him this letter: Dear Crispin Glover, Remember when you came over to my place that day in…
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The Hair Up There
2015 was quite the year for me. Each month seemed to bring new challenges and new opportunities. So this holiday season I decided to…
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Bill Murray Wants to Eat Your Face
If a guy with a name like Fisnik asked you out, what else would you do but leap into his arms and move to…
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Sagitarrius Horoscope: 2015
What if we shared our perspectives more freely and passionately than ever before? Wouldn’t that be a good thing? Mercury is pulsating throughout Sagittarius…
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Hipster for the Holidays
The holiday season is upon us and with it comes a myriad of tacky decorations, sickly sweet treats and ridiculous theme parties (ugly Christmas…
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*sigh
We did it. We affected change. For once our apathetic generation took a moment away from our digital egos and participated in society, instead…
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J Dreams– November 2015
DREAM: I am a murderer, & an orphan; the other boys don’t like me. There is no where for me to sleep in this…
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October Short Horoscopes
Libra this fall is defined by the astrologically significant day of October 6th, when the Sun in Libra will square Pluto in Capricorn, at…
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Liver Free and Die Hard
Ryan, I feel like we need to have a chat. We’ve been occupying this same space together for some time now, but I think…
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Weather, or not?! High Peer Pressure System
Summer is upon us, and with it comes back yard barbeques, day trips to the lake and visits to the emergency room with 3rd…
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